Name: Zhang Junrong
School: Nanyang Polytechnic
Course: Diploma in Marketing
Horoscope: Aries
Birthday: 31st March 1986
Email: sian_sianz@hotmail.com
"Our attitudes control our lives.
Attitudes are a secret power working
24 hours a day, for good or bad.
It is of paramount importance
that we know how to harness and
control this great force." — Tom Blandi



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Weekends were fun and enjoyable... Happy time tends to be short and sweet... Now, back to weekdays and I have to start with the daily routine. Felt a little depressed on Monday as it got back to the usual quiet and draggy day. Ayway, I'm fine now. Haha. Human always suffer from emotional swings. Sometimes up and sometimes down. Pheww...

Well, read a couple of funny email and would like to share with you guys...

Number 1:
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

Number 2:
Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

Number 3:
What is the definition of Mistress? Someone between the Mister and Mattress…

Number 4:
Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.

Number 5:
Teacher: Do you know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

Number 6:
Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How does yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Let’s find yours!!

Number 7:
Son asks difference between confident and confidential.
Dad says, you are my son, that I am confident. Your friend, Dave is also my son, that's confidential!

Number 8:
Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know. Mother Faints..

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