Today / Sunday, April 22, 2007
Monday... Start of the new week... Woke up early in the morning and was wondering why weekends passed so fast and swiftly. I did nothing much during the weekends besides replenishing my energy which had been used up during the weekdays. Oh well, I did some jogging with liang yesterday and my body ached like an old man.
This morning, I was like dreamwalking on my way to work. I arrived the MRT station and could barely open my eyes. So, I decided to wash my face in the toilet. While I was washing my face, I realised someone standing beside me. I lifted my head and saw someone with a straight shoulder length hair standing beside me. I got a big fat shock and it was the very first time in the morning that I opened my eyes big and wide. No, I didn't think he/she is a character from the true singapore ghost story. Two possibilities came to my mind.
1. I went to the Female toilet.
2. This person is a transvestite. Hahaha.
I turned to my right... Heng Heng... I saw urinals. I turned to my left... Suay Suay... the transvestite was still there. It was an very uneasy encounter as the whole toilet was pretty empty. I walked out of the toilet instantly and this whole event refreshed me effectively.
ONCE UPON A TIME .......- I've accidently went to the female toilet twice and I got spotted instantly.
First incident occured during a 'marketing' trip with my parent. It happened a few years back. I couldn't withstand the drumming of my stomach so I rushed to the nearby toilet. I paid 10 cents and hurried to the door on the my right. I felt that the counter uncle stood up but I ignored him as I have urgent business to discuss. So, the business was successful and I was ready to end the meeting. Suddenly, before I opened the cubicle's door, I overheard this conversation.
Marketing Executive 1: WoW, today's veggie very cheap sia. Last time sell 3 for 1 dollar. Today sell 5 for 1 dollar. Li Bo Ke Buay Ar? (Hokkien: Did you go buy?)
Marketing Manager 1: Bo Sui A La, Chu Lai Bo Ai Chark Cai Eh. Dan Chek Ai Ke Buay Quay Ba Liao. (Hokkien: The veggies are not fresh and nobody likes to eat veggie. Later I'm going to buy chicken meat.)
Holy, those were the voices of AUNTIES........ I realised than I've entered the female toilet. I got struck in the cubicle and my parent were still waiting for me. On the other hand, the marketing people were happily discussing on the purchase of goods. My patience level dropped to seabed and I forced my way outta the toilet. Silence broke up the whole toilet and followed by the shock faces of the marketers...................
This Never Happened Before...
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