Happy-Go-Lucky

the drugged

Name: Zhang Junrong
School: Nanyang Polytechnic
Course: Diploma in Marketing
Horoscope: Aries
Birthday: 31st March 1986
Email: sian_sianz@hotmail.com

beautiful words

"Our attitudes control our lives.
Attitudes are a secret power working
24 hours a day, for good or bad.
It is of paramount importance
that we know how to harness and
control this great force." â Tom Blandi

looking for pills

various wards

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Lin Min
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Teck Seng
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Yiwen
Yiliang

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credits

Joke / Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Alright, I'll start the second post with something funny. This should be funny to most people unless you are a humourless and unusual somebody.

Title: DON'T LIE TO KIDS!!!

A man was sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, a little girl went up to him, so he covered his private parts with a newspaper. The little girl asked, "What's under there?" So the man answered, "A bird." The girl walked away and the man fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital and in great pain.

A doctor came up to his bed and asked, "What happened?" The man answered, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl." So the doctor told this to the Police, and they went to the beach to find any witnesses. When they got there, they saw the little girl who the man was talking about. So they asked her if she did anything to the man.

She answered, " I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a while, it spat at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed all its eggs.

As for my post of the day, there are nothing special going on here. The past few days were as calm as sea, nothing special has been going on. Met a few weirdos in the MRT every now and then. It is so common nowadays that I had already got used to it. As for working, it goes pretty well. And ya, gonna spend lesser money as my pocket money is blocked for a month. No complaint. Hahas. I gonna be more independent as time goes by.

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